PWWWMTW - early edition

Boy, did I get killed via the Benson injury/MJD take-a-knee last weekend. Suck it, Trebek!

Anyway, since football starts tomorrow, here goes:

Players Who Will Wrong Me This Week:

Ricky Williams: Just because he's the only RB Miami has this week and theoretically, should dominate.

Anquan Boldin: 100 yds last week. I totally called that. And now he'll find some way to let me down, even against the woeful Rams.

Larry Johnson: Don't get me wrong, there's no way I'm even picking him up off waivers. But he'll still manage to affect my team in some unforeseen way.

The Daily Show: Because the only times I've started him this year, he's done nothing (all the other games, he's been solid-to-spectacular).

Steven Hauscka: Or however his name is spelled. I have to replace you on a couple teams, even though I just added you as a bye week fill-in last week. You can make field goals, you get cut in this league.

Flacco: I realize it's the Browns, but c'mon Joe, couldn't you throw it at least 20 times a game?

Matt Forte: I feel dirtier and dirtier about starting him every week. Am I the only one who thinks he "lucked" into 8 catches for 120 yds last week?

Steve Smith 2.0: Kind of a let down since the beginning of the season. And he's letting Version 1.0 of himself catch up stat-wise, despite a wet noodle at quarterback. I'm already bored with v2.0, and looking forward to the next upgrade: Steve Smith Cubed.

LeSean McCoy: I think he has about 20 touches, but only for 40 yds. Suck

Cutback Suarez: Last chance dude. And the winner of the Colt McCoy lottery is...(if you don't know, the Lions host the Cleveland Stains this weekend in the 2009 Futility Bowl. Go Loins!

Miles Austin: Two first names. Defenses know he can run really fast now. He's cooked and can't be trusted.

A.Bradshaw, Derrick Ward, Run-DMc: Whichever one I potentially have to sub in for Benson (should he not play) will undoubtedly suck, as they all pretty much suck all the time anyway.

Cutler: He throws for over 300 yds and gets 2 fantasy points? I had no idea he was such a turnover vulture. He's even stealing them from other teams!

That's it. Go football. and go Cedric Benson n Hedges