Reasons my brother Corey is a catch and those DC women are missing out

1. He's tall (6-4)
2. He has a dry sense of humor and a rapier wit
3. He makes an arse-load of money
4. He wears glasses, making him dignified (sort of)
5. He recently ran a marathon
6. He's cultured (went to Egypt last summer)
7. Enjoys food